april’s road entry 1: “Two Tits + 20 Balls”

We’re hitting road with Cuff The Duke tomorrow morn. Sadly Lorna won’t be joining us as she’s busy with school. I was thinking of keeping a journal called “Me + Ten Men”, do some kind of social experiment, ya know. One woman traveling across Canada with ten men. Hide random undergarments in gig bags and take notes. Cry a whole lot and take notes. Start dressing and acting super “masculine” and take notes, and then continue on to try to make out with everybody and take notes. I ran into Wayne and AJ (from Cuff) at the Bloor Folk Festival. I warned them about my tentative social experiment and my note taking and how Laura Barrett recommended calling it “TWO TITS + 20 BALLS”. It lead to them telling me that I’ll probably get a lot of “Cornish Hens” hanging out of flys. Note taking 1: Ech. Gross. Maybe this will turn into a photo essay of Hooded Fang and Cuff the Duke’s many Cornish Hens and we’ll have discovered that its actually two tits + 19 balls. I sure hope neither of these happen. See ya on the road.

October 19: Sault Ste. Marie, Loplop Lounge
October 20: Thunder Bay, Crocks
October 21: Winnipeg, MB, Park Theatre
October 22: Regina, SK  The Exchange
October 25: Black Diamond
October 26: Lethbridge, The Slice
October 27: Canmore, Communitea Cafe
October 28: Calgary, Dicken’s Pub
October 29: Nelson, The Royal
November 1: Victoria, Lucky Bar
November 2: Vancouver, Electric Owl
November 4: Edmonton,  The Haven Social Club
November 5:  Saskatoon, Amigo’s
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One response to “april’s road entry 1: “Two Tits + 20 Balls”

  1. ATE

    I hate it when breasts are called tits! Eeeeuww! We’re not freakin cows! But I like the post anyway :)

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